milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 
as in, “to elbow someone out of your way”
folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone
milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 
as in, “to elbow someone out of your way”
folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone
milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 
as in, “to elbow someone out of your way”
folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone
milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 
as in, “to elbow someone out of your way”
folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone
milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 
as in, “to elbow someone out of your way”
folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone
milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 
as in, “to elbow someone out of your way”
folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone
milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 
as in, “to elbow someone out of your way”
folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone
milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 
as in, “to elbow someone out of your way”
folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone
milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 
as in, “to elbow someone out of your way”
folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone
milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 
as in, “to elbow someone out of your way”
folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone

milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 

as in, “to elbow someone out of your way

folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone

(Source: thenewmetropolitan)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

sarahkeilman94:

my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”

my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

michelle-my-belle:

So, that’s over.

michelle-my-belle:

So, that’s over.

(Source: whatamarveloustune13)

f1nnick:

gagallifrey:

katyhudsson:

mermaidhotel:

undeadthug:

secret-deluxe:

me:

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(Source: theotherputa)

euo:

dont fall in love with people like me… i have a huge forehead irl

ellierratic:

Bless you, Pixar, for taking time to give us bloopers.

(Source: waltdisneygifs)

pick-up-a-book:

I got an answer

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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